FASCISM - a system of government led by a dictator who typically rules by forcefully and often violently suppressing opposition and criticism, controlling all industry, commerce, and aggressively promoting nationalism and often racism.
“If you’re going to call us domestic terrorists, then we’ll become the M.A.F.I.A.!” - DAB
For too long, the word “domestic” was used to keep women quiet, limiting us to baking, budgeting, and keeping the house in order. Well, that ends now.
What they call “domestic terrorism,” we call domestic help. We’re taking the skills perfected in the home - ruthless efficiency, airtight scheduling, and the uncanny ability to find anything anyone has hidden - and bringing them to the public square.
This isn’t a violent uprising. It’s a highly organized, passive-aggressive resistance fueled by cold brew and the unshakable will of a woman who’s already negotiated with a toddler about eating vegetables.
From now on, “domestic terrorism” means:
- Showing up at every school board meeting,
- Voting without fear and with unified
purpose, and
- Using our unmatched planning skills to
dismantle oppressive systems,
one spotless, heavily scrutinized
executive order at a time.